La memoria me falla

no puedo escribir acentos aqui^' y eso me molesta.

iamnotdiddy™: This one time...

iamnotdiddy:

…when I was seven, I woke up and there was a mountain lion in my bedroom. At first I was a little scared, but then he looked at me and said, “What the fuck are you looking at?” and I realized I had nothing to be scared of. I mean, the talking mountain lion had to be a dream, right? And I was a…

iamnotdiddy:

Saw a homeless guy sitting in a candy box, so I said, “Home SWEET home!” and we laughed and laughed and laughed. And he told me, statistically, I have $15,799 in credit card debt and live paycheck to paycheck. Soooo funny!